Ask The Smoking Jesus

Jesus, why is California burning to the ground?


Answer: I'm surprised that California hasn't voted to ban fires from smoking outdoors yet.

Babylon is Burning

So I hear Southern California is on fire. Performed by the Brothers Rut. True prophets.

You want the truth? You cant handle the truth.

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It's a wicked little town

thank you Tommy Gnosis

Good news for Catholic stoners

Pope Benedict XVI has reviewed the annulment practices of the Vatican judges. He has warned them to stop being so willing to annul Catholic marriages.

The Pope ordered the clampdown after figures showed that the church’s appeals court allowed 69 annulments in 2005 for reasons which included husbands being too attached to their mothers.

The court, known as the Sacra Rota, considers petitions from couples claiming their marriages were never truly valid.

Apart from the get-out clause for women married to “mummy’s boys”, an “inability to assume conjugal obligations”, usually due to a childhood trauma, appears among the successful reasons for annulment in 2005, as do alcoholism, use of cannabis, infidelity and a serious lack of “moderation in judgment” by a partner.

Whether or not cannabis use will be accepted as a justification for future annulments has not been announced.

Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah

final iPod suggestion.. oh, and let heaven and nature sing.

Would someone tell John Urell he can come home now

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW !!!

Happy days are here again for a certain John Urell.

AP NEWSWIRE: SANTA ANA, Oct. 5, 2007 - The Diocese of Orange said late Friday it has settled four clergy abuse cases, including a case that had threatened to expose the bishop to a contempt of court hearing next week.

"The settlement of these civil cases represents the moral obligation for the church for such behavior by adults in positions of responsibility," Bishop Tod D. Brown said in a statement.

Deliver Us From Evil

Ask The Smoking Jesus

Who would Jesus shoot?


Answer:

Not much of a hunter, more of a gatherer.

(WTB) What's The Buzz: tell me whats a happenin'

Since folks have been asking about it for so long, My friend John Cameron has put the answer to song. Thank you brother John.

Ask The Smoking Jesus

This sent in by Jennifer-


Answer:

To quote Bishop Tod Brown's ex-PR man... "If we got rid of all the homosexuals, there would be no one left to run the church."

To quote Kurt Cobain - "everyone is gay"


So, Song number two for John Urell's iPod is :

ALL APOLOGIES

Worried about Sister Amy

I've been texting you all day but you wont return my call.

Craigslist is for getting chores done

The Smoking Jesus cannot condone such activity on Craigslist.

"Craig Newmark, who started craigslist in San Francisco in 1995, has said the site aims to make it easier for people to get everyday chores done."

3 arrests in prostitution case
Women accused of using Craigslist.org to lure customers to their Irvine apartment.
By SONYA SMITH
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

IRVINE – Three women were arrested Tuesday on suspicion that they set up a prostitution ring via Craigslist.org, and advertised sex for $160 on the Web site, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office.