Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dear Jesus..

What do Americans with no health insurance do when they get cancer?
Thank you,
Jenny

Dear Jenny,
The general consensus among Americans is that people shouldn't get diseases they can't afford. Your welcome.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I got this email:

Dear Jesus,

I am an American first and an avid reader second. As your are probably aware, in America nothing we do is our fault, it is someone else’s fault, and my recent relapse into strippers, cocaine, and alcohol can only be the result of one thing: your blog (or whatever the hell its called). Therefore, I am doing the American thing and suing your for something, I haven’t figured out what yet because I am a little high right now, but trust me, I will be looking for compensation.

Dear Person,

Considering you are an American, I was impressed to see that you knew how to write and use email. Someone told me that 40 percent of Americans are illiterate and I thought those were the people coming to the site.

Drugs, alcohol and strippers don’t lead to a productive life to society, Congrats on your new found life, because it sounds fun.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dr Drew.. help Rachid Taha.

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An open letter to Dr. Drew...


For a while now, TSJ has been digging the trance-like Algerian tunes of Rachid Taha.

But lately.. well see for yourself Dr. Drew, Rachid is having problems concentrating at work, and has resorted to passing out on stage.



What can be done to help this otherwise talented Algerian French guy?

"After the three first songs press wasn´t allowed to shoot photos etc. Let´s party, he said. He did, for sure. The concert ended in public booing because of Rachid Taha being so drunk and stoned."